“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
same
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Chuck Palahniuk
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Tumblr do you limit the length of tags now? I cannot get behind this bullshit at all.
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Megan, if you could eat as many mozzerella sticks as you want and not gain a pound and all it would mean is Adam losing a hand, would you make that bargain?
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Chris Evans (in all pink) and Milo Ventimiglia (yellow shirt) in drag singing I will survive (x)
You’re welcome.
hahahahahahaha
so on a whim i decided to check out neil gaiman’s tumblr and i am dying forever @ this
1) tumblr you are the worst
2) you just got shut down by neil gaiman
Nope. I like my wording.
what if i created a show starring christopher walken as himself and he owns a struggling funeral parlor named ‘walken’s welcome’ and i called it the walken dead
I am still trying to make this happen.
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